by Annie Vieira
I was surfing the internet a few days ago when I stumbled upon a link that read, “Here Come the Double Deckers.” I clicked, of course, and up popped a video of seven grinning kids, singing, dancing, and inviting me to: Get on board! Get on board! Come and join the Double Deckers! Take a ticket for a journey on our double decker London bus. Ring the bell (ding ding). Toot the horn (honk honk). When you ride with the Double Deckers, fun and laughter is what we're after, on our double, double, double decker bus... I quickly discovered that the link was to a 1970’s British television show in which a group of kids––Brains, Billie, Sticks, Tiger, Scooper, Spring, and Doughnut––have adventures in their club house, a big, red double decker bus. As I watched the episode, it occurred to me that the choice of a double decker bus for the gang’s fort was likely more than mere coincidence––it is a place that feels extraordinary, where anything could happen. The allure of the double decker goes beyond the appeal of its enormity or its distinct appearance, rather it is the experience in its entirety. In an article for the British newspaper, The Guardian, novelist James Meek once wrote that the double decker bus was, “the perfect seat for dreamers”––a description which could not have more accurately fit my own first ride.
Finding the right bus to buy was an adventure in and of itself for Brooks and Kent, but those are stories for another day. After locating and purchasing their bus, it appropriately arrived at the Union Pacific Railroad yard in Portland like a delivered gift on Christmas Eve. Following days of shipping complications, unbearable anticipation, and endless waiting, I headed out 1-5 with Brooks, Kent, and their families to watch them unload the bus from its giant shipping container.
Despite the freezing temperatures, the morning could not have been more perfect. As we pulled in, the air was dense with an ethereal fog, and a delicate frost gently kissed the grass and buildings surrounding the train yard. It was clearly unusual for such a large group to attend a generally uneventful container unloading, and the woman at the gate smiled curiously at us beneath her matted hair and missing, mangled teeth as she checked us in. We parked the cars next to a titanic sized yellow shipping container, appropriately marked with the words “Forward Thinking” across its side. A group of about 10 young workers, not much older than Brooks, Kent, and myself, had evidently stayed behind exclusively to help unload the bus. Although they, along with their supervisor Larry (who we later fondly referred to as “From the Waist Up” Larry, due do his aversion for having his shorts-clad legs captured in a photograph), had unselfishly sacrificed part of their holiday on Brooks and Kent’s behalf, you would never have known it. Never underestimate the universal magnitude of boyish fascination with new toys––especially when that new toy is a big machine. There was something ineffably beautiful about it––as though for a moment, this group of 20-something guys became kids again. It didn’t matter who they were or where they came from, for a time they were just a group of excited boys, laughing, high-fiving, and jumping into pictures together.
The plan appeared simple: since the diesel engine had trouble starting in the cold, they would chain the bus to the back of a pickup truck and tow it out of the container and down the ramp. However, if Brooks and Kent have learned anything during the last few months, it is that nothing is ever as straightforward as it seems––why should unloading the bus be any exception? It is difficult for me to properly explain the absurdity of the following circumstances, but imagine for a moment that you are looking down the expanse of a shipping container large enough to house a double decker bus four times over, and you see a tiny, white truck inching toward you, dragging along an enormous vehicle towering behind it. As the bus neared the container opening, I could hear the driver of the truck singing, Oh, oh, it’s magic, you knooo-ooowww, never believe it’s not soooo...
When they reached the ramp, which was only about 20 yards away from a chain link fence, an unforeseen predicament became glaringly obvious: How to pull the bus down the ramp without crashing into either the fence or the truck pulling it? The moments that ensued were a blur of activity and yelling. As the bus began its descent, quickly gaining speed, all that registered were the sounds of tires squealing and panicked screams of, “Oh shit, the chains, the chains! Watch out for the chains!” When one of the workers instinctually threw himself between the truck and the bus in a vain attempt to use his barely 200 pound body to stop a 16,000 pound bus, I squeezed my eyes shut and repeated, Please don’t let anyone die for this, please don’t let anyone die for this, over and over in my mind. The last thing I remember was Brooks’ mother yelling out, “We need a prayer!” And by some grace, moments later, the bus sat safely unscathed on the pavement and the group surrounding it stood amazingly unmaimed and damage free.
I went on a coffee run with Brooks and Kent’s mothers while the capable men stayed behind, attempting to jump start the bus with “From the Waist Up” Larry’s F150. The image in my mind when we returned an hour later, hot coffees in hand, is one that will stay with me forever: From the road you could see the big, red bus doing victory laps in the parking lot. As we neared I could see Brooks beaming behind the wheel, and Kent leaning out the open door, arms spread to catch the wind, wearing the biggest grin I have ever seen and a face plastered with pure, unadulterated joy.
Shortly after, I rode with Kent and Brooks in the bus on the way to a celebratory lunch. From the top story, I looked down at the crown of neighboring semi-trucks, and could see for miles in every direction as we climbed through the fog and emerged under the tall, gothic towers of the St. John’s bridge. Driving through town, people’s heads turned, children smiled and waved, and other drivers honked in greeting. There was something undoubtedly magic about the double decker bus; Even just in passing, the sight seemed to give the whispered promise of adventure. It became evident to me why such a business appealed to Kent and Brooks––it is an unparalleled perspective as you look out over the city and the passing sights, occupying that perfect seat for dreamers. And, even if just for the duration of that ride, the possibilities seem to stretch out before you in an endless stream of potential and anticipation.
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